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Make: Panasonic
Model: DMC-FZ7
Shutter Speed: 10/32 second
F Number: F/2.8
Focal Length: 6 mm
ISO Speed: 100
Date Picture Taken: Dec 13, 2007, 2:57:04 AM
Artist's Comments
Full Title: Heaven's Coming In Through The Front Door
-- When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
"Burglar, burglar madame!" "What?" "Uh, I'm a burglar, madame, I've come to rob you." "No you're not, you're an Encyclopedia salesmen." "Hmm?" "If I let you in, you'll try and sell me Encyclopedias!" "No, no, no, madame, I'm a burglar. I burgle people." "You're sure you're not an Encyclopedia salesman?" "Yes, madame, I just want to come in and ransack the flat." "Well, alright then." ... British humor. It kills us.
-- "Well, excuse me, but climbing a fence really is not very similar to chopping up corpses and baking them, now is it?!"
-- When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
-- When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
-- When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
Here are 100 (and a few more) of some very nice photographs on deviantART that I think should get some attention. Some already have a fair bit, but deserve it. So I'm giving them more.
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Devious Comments
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"Well, excuse me, but climbing a fence really is not very similar to chopping up corpses and baking them, now is it?!"
They were trying to sell Bibles.
Damn salesmen. >:[
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When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
ಠ_ಠ
"What?"
"Uh, I'm a burglar, madame, I've come to rob you."
"No you're not, you're an Encyclopedia salesmen."
"Hmm?"
"If I let you in, you'll try and sell me Encyclopedias!"
"No, no, no, madame, I'm a burglar. I burgle people."
"You're sure you're not an Encyclopedia salesman?"
"Yes, madame, I just want to come in and ransack the flat."
"Well, alright then."
...
British humor. It kills us.
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"Well, excuse me, but climbing a fence really is not very similar to chopping up corpses and baking them, now is it?!"
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When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
ಠ_ಠ
That's the only explanation I have.
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"Well, excuse me, but climbing a fence really is not very similar to chopping up corpses and baking them, now is it?!"
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Issar: I FELT TOUNGE
Vetis: Eh, if you're gonna do it, gotta do it right..
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When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
ಠ_ಠ
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Issar: I FELT TOUNGE
Vetis: Eh, if you're gonna do it, gotta do it right..
*hugs back* 8D
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When asked by my teachers what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered, 'Happy'. My teacher told me I didn't understand the question, and I told her that she didn't understand life.
ಠ_ಠ
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